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Earlier this year I got myself embroiled in an adventure so extremely peculiar and weird that if any other bloke had come up and told me it had happened to him I would’ve not believed him in fact I probably would’ve decked him for his cheek. However here I am sitting in the place to which this adventure brought me, with the purpose, prize and hero of the adventure in the hands of my friend beside me, so it must be true, and if you don’t believe it I don’t care because it don’t matter, but don’t try and deck me because if you do you’ll be sorry. I’ll start at the beginning because I know that’s where you ought to start a story.
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The beginning was, really, all that palaver in Greek Street, Soho, London, Great Britain, the UK, 20 April 2046, after the petrol ran out and the lowlands were drowned but before the Martians invaded (they still ain’t yet, for your information, but you never know).
I, Lee Raven, useless git, pointless specimen, little oik, bliddy hoodie, thievin’ ratbag (I’m merely quoting my fans – well, my dad), thought what with it being Friday night, and a sunny warm evening all orange with the dusk, there’d be a load of guys the worse for booze out on the streets in Soho and I’d go out and pick their pockets for them, get me a bit of tosh and they’d never even know, probably go home thinking they’d spent it all on booze. If they was good blokes they’d have given it to charity for poor lost homeless boys like me anyway, so I was just helping myself direct. Plus I was saving them the ill-healthful effects of drinking that much extra that they would’ve drunk if they’d’ve had the money I’d nicked. So I was performing a public service of redistributing wealth and preventing public drunkenness.
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Up on deck, a jumbled flurry of images greeted Charlie, dazzled as he was by the sunlight and the hugeness of the sky and the sea. The topical sun was blinding. To port, in the hazy distance, he could make out the white form of a castle rising from the frondy green palms along the coast. Was it Ghana? His heart lifted at the thought. A handful of gleaming towers caught the evening sun, flashing like animal eyes in the distance. Was that Accra? He had no time to look – closer and more immediate were the long waves, the great grey Atlantic, the huge power of the sea, and the decks of Old Yeller rising at a peculiar angle. . |
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Everything was at a diagonal to him: the deck, the cabins, the mast. In a moment, it was all diagonal the other way and his feet were slipping from beneath him
To his left, a bunch of sailors were shouting and pointing. Charlie, his eyes alert for Maccomo, slipped over to where they were, clutching at rigging to support himself and very aware of the noise of the boat beneath him. At any moment it could just slip down, down and away …
They were pointing at a great dark shape rising in the waves. Charlie stared. It looked like a zeppelin, or a great fat torpedo, and lying spreadeagled along its back was what looked like a drowned scrap of fur, holding on with all its might, its claws dug into the tough, unfeeling hide …
It was the whale, and Sergei was riding it!
Here goes, thought Charlie, and with a mighty roar he burst through the crowd of sailors…
His intention was to leap over the edge of the boat and land magnificently on the whale’s back before riding her in glory across the streaming ocean into his grandmother’s arms.
His reality was to be grabbed by five burly sailors and pushed to the deck, where he grazed his cheekbone, banged his knee and bit his tongue.
His view was obscured by a large rough canvas-clad thigh, so he didn’t see Madame Baleine turn to stream away without him, nor the flip of her great fluke, which knocked all the sailors down on top of him. A wave slapped up over the whole pile of them, cold and wet. Strangely, Charlie felt the heat of the sun on the top of his head even as the cold sea water soaked him.
The ship began to settle. She was not going to sink this time after all. The sailors, relieved, organized themselves and pinned Charlie down, flat on his back, one on each limb. He was able to look over to the land, not so far away from them. It looked green and inviting, the treetops waving gently. Charlie thought about his grandma, how he’d have showered in her backyard and washed off the smell of that stinky ship. He thought about her delicious soup and fufu. He could almost smell the smoky flavour of her shitoh pepper paste, which he would not now be tasting.
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IONBOY
Charlie was absolutely terrified by the idea of being the Lionboy - and at the same time he was delighted and excited and amazed. Lionboy - how cool was that! Working for Maccomo - how frightening was that! And Lions… Real, big, beautiful, strong, wild, golden Lions. Charlie's breath came a little short when he thought about it. Remember your big cat blood, he said to himself. Your leopard blood. He imagined that he could feel it hurtling through the tunnels of his veins: strong, brave, agile leopard blood.
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"Thank you, Major, sir," he said. And to Maccomo: "Thank you, sir. I'll do my very best for you, sir."
Maccomo's eyes narrowed. He suspected Charlie of something, and Charlie could tell. But he didn't know what Maccomo suspected him of - and nor, if truth be told, did Maccomo know. And actually - Charlie suspected Maccomo too, and he didn't know what of either. So between them was an air of unexplained fear and mistrust: not the best air to have around when starting a new job or taking on a new helper. But funnily enough each of them resolved to deal with it the same way; in fact almost exactly the same sentence went through both their heads: "I don't know what's going on with this character, so I'm just going to keep an eye on him and see what happens."
As a boss, Maccomo was extremely civil. For the first three days, Charlie's only work was to fetch water, carry straw and sweep, and Maccomo always asked him politely to do these chores, and thanked him. His voice was silky and soft: "Thank you, Sharlie," he said.
There were six Lions. There was the young one whom Charlie had already met; and three Lionesses, one very yellow, one silvery, and one bronze-coloured, all three calm and silent. There was a younger girl, not much more than a cub, who was restless and bounced around, climbing on her mother's yellow back and nibbling her ears. The leader of the group was an older male with a magnificent mane who sat in silence in his own cage at the back of the cabin, ignoring everyone and everything. The adults were all too quiet and still. As he moved quietly around the cabin, cleaning and tidying under Maccomo's stern dark eyes, Charlie worried about these poor beasts, stuck in the dark, at sea, when they should be bounding around the plains of Africa, leaping and hunting, or basking under trees among grasses as golden as themselves.
Each morning Charlie went for his pre-breakfast acrobatics session with Sigi. Sigi taught him how to balance, and how to make himself larger or smaller with his breath and his muscles. "If anyone ever ties you up," he said, "make your muscles tense and big, and fill your chest and belly with air. Then when you relax and breathe out, the ropes will be looser around you…"
After breakfast the Lions were taken down to the Ring to exercise and practice. Charlie went with them.
"Pull this handle," said Maccomo to Charlie, gesturing to a shiny, well-used brass puller attached to the cabin wall. As Charlie did so, the bars between the cages lifted, and in the back wall of the middle one a doorway appeared, which led to a companionway going down into the heart of the ship. Maccomo watched as the Lions quietly and obediently ambled down the companionway. He pulled the handle again and the door closed behind the Lions, and the cage walls fell back into place. He took a large brass key that was hanging from his belt, and locked the handle into place.
"Come," said Maccomo, with his insincere smile. Charlie followed him out onto the deck, down the main stairs, through a hallway lined with mirrors and a doorway hung with crimson, white and gold striped curtains, and out into - the most amazing chamber he had ever seen. It was round, as high as three storeys, with seats in circles round the edges and galleries of seating rising up round the sides. The roof was like a tent, crimson and white and gold, swooping up to a high point in the middle from which hung a glorious chandelier, rippling and tinkling with dangling glass prisms and crystals. The seats in the first galleries were of crimson velvet, with gold curved legs; others were long benches of wood. In one or two special boxes among the galleries Charlie could see what looked like thrones, surrounded by crimson velvet curtains held back by golden cherubs. And in the middle was the circus Ring, clean and open and promising, forty-two feet wide, sprinkled all over with clean fresh sawdust. There was a faint and particular circus smell: of animal, sawdust, greasepaint and the faint leftover aroma of audience - beer and perfume and fish and chips.
Charlie gasped at the size and beauty of it. How could this be on board a ship? He almost laughed, it was so lovely - like all the best bits of an old-fashioned cinema, a theatre and a circus tent rolled into one.
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ION BOY : THE CHASE
It is a curious thing for a boy to be stuck on a train in an Alpine snowstorm, in a bathroom with six homesick Lions and a huge unidentified sabre-toothed creature. More curious still to know that bustling around next door in his purple silk dressing gown is a friendly Bulgarian king called Boris, and his security chief, name of Edward, who makes a point of knowing everything there is to know, and perhaps a little more.
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It you were a boy whose parents - clever scientists - had been stolen by a villainous lad from your neighbourhood in London, on behalf of you're not sure who, but almost certainly because they have invented a cure for asthma, you might be happy to think that these Lions and this king were on your side. If you and the Lions had run away from a Floating Circus and a nasty, mysterious Lion-trainer, you might take the chance to relax for a moment, knowing that neither he nor the villainous lad - who has anyway been savaged by one of the Lions - could make it through the snow to get you.
If the Oldest Lions said to you, ‘We are warm and dry, and we have eaten, and we are together. Someone else is going to mend the train that will roar us through this mysterious dangerous weather to the place where your parents are, closer to our home. But now - now we are safe' - if he said that, you might feel warm and cheered up and happy.
This is exactly how Charlie Ashanti felt. Charlie felt as close to safe as he had felt in weeks. The beautiful Lions were lying in a pile around him: the three Lionesses resting after their chase, the Oldest Lion calmly triumphant at their escape, Elsina the young girl Lion still weak from their adventures on the train's roof but so excited to be out in the real world, and the Young Lion, Charlie's friend, fast asleep with his head in Charlie's lap. Next door was King Boris in his glamorous carriage, promising help when they reached Venice. Rafi Sadler and Maccomo the Liontrainer were safely stuck in Paris, and the snow was covering the train like a huge snuggly duvet.
‘Now,' Charlie said to himself, ‘is the time to sleep and eat and relax, so we will be fit and strong for the troubles ahead.' Because without a doubt, there were going to be troubles ahead. |
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